In talking to new friends in the blind community, I've come across some funny questions asked by the uninformed. These are just some of the few that I thought would make you smile.
1. How do you eat?
2. How do you have sex?
3. How do you go to the bathroom?
4. More specifically, how do you wipe your butt?
5. Are you just faking for attention?
6. How do you parent your child if you're blind?
7. Where are your sunglasses?
8. Do you know Steevie Wonder?
9. How do you walk?
10. How many fingers am I holding up?
11. What color is my hand?
12. Can you see me?
13. How do you read?
Though I could pick apart all of these for a million paragraphs, diagraming exactly why they are rediculous... I won't, at least not right now. That would be for another post on another day. For now, just join me and laugh at some of the silly things that blind people have been asked.
PS... please keep in mind that these questions were mostly asked by full grown adults... and then laugh a little harder
PLAYING THE BLIND CARD... Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those cards you hold well. And always remember when life's got you down, keep your head up... you can't see the ground anyway.
